Well ladies and gentlemen,

I am well on my way to learning Mandarin, as I have been conditionally accepted into the TIP program in Beijing, China. There, while teaching English to adult secondary school teachers, I plan to gain a working knowledge of the language and culture.

I am sad to report, however, that I am much further behind on becoming a jazz and classical guitarist. THis is due, in large part, to the recent and brutal theft of my baby, Gloria. Police reports have been filled. Suspects have been accosted. And one girl remains the key suspect, as her prints were found on the passenger side door...time and time again.

I will keep you updated.

vaya con dios.